Don’t be shy now! Please, I insist you make yourself comfortable while you are here. Would you mind if I smoke my pipe? I am Colonel Hans Landa of HYDRA, and I am -delighted- to make your acquaintance. Have you any rumors? I’d love to hear them. *Sits back and smokes pipe with mischievous grin* ((This is an independent/ semi-original roleplay account based off of Colonel Hans Landa from the film Inglourious Basterds, with a twist. I will roleplay with anyone! I do not own the rights to the character or anything related to it unless stated otherwise)) fc: The amazing Christoph Waltz Mun is 21 years old so some nsfw IMPORTANT: Hans is a multi-verse character! He has threads from WWII to the present. Send an ask if you want to rp!A Damn Good DetectiveTumblr (3.0; @oberst-landa)http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/the-redheaded-pilot: Amaya awoke naked in Hans’ bed to the sound of the shower in the next room....the-redheaded-pilot: Amaya awoke naked in Hans’ bed to the sound of the shower in the next room....http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51240851846http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51240851846Fri, 24 May 2013 15:04:29 -0400cheryl1967:   Cheryl turned to look at him and burst out laughing at his adorable pout.  ”Oh, I’m...cheryl1967:   Cheryl turned to look at him and burst out laughing at his adorable pout.  ”Oh, I’m...http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51238443661http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51238443661Fri, 24 May 2013 14:24:30 -0400ooc: Gave my man a haircut. :3 <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57b835b76e7da1e2b4d17a8e23cdc9a6/tumblr_mnbe3yPzrN1rymiu4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ooc: Gave my man a haircut. :3 </p>http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51237192510http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51237192510Fri, 24 May 2013 14:02:21 -0400mrs-eva-braun: When the Pizza was put on the table, Eva looked down at it and was startled at how...mrs-eva-braun: When the Pizza was put on the table, Eva looked down at it and was startled at how...http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51202452349http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51202452349Thu, 23 May 2013 23:56:21 -0400the-french-stargazer:   &#8220;No, actually&#8230;I will keep searching though.&#8221; she was very...the-french-stargazer:   &#8220;No, actually&#8230;I will keep searching though.&#8221; she was very...http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51202159881http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51202159881Thu, 23 May 2013 23:51:40 -0400A night with the Herr - This will get NSFWastridundyingloyalty: Read More Hans stared with wide eyes at the drawer filled with the different...http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51201625059http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51201625059Thu, 23 May 2013 23:43:19 -0400gildedpathos: wow oberst-landa you werent kidding ((I told...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c6b940cf102134ace7b08f2c77d74e1/tumblr_mna49pwy9O1qanlkko1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gildedpathos.tumblr.com/post/51191875459" class="tumblr_blog">gildedpathos</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>wow <a href="http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com">oberst-landa</a> you werent kidding</p></blockquote> <p>((I told yooou!! Haha! It’s so true, though. But man, I didn’t expect that)) </p>http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51193479258http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51193479258Thu, 23 May 2013 21:52:55 -0400mrs-eva-braun:   Eva smiled and chuckled “I think it’s quite true.” Taking a sip of her Shirley...mrs-eva-braun:   Eva smiled and chuckled “I think it’s quite true.” Taking a sip of her Shirley...http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51191914434http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51191914434Thu, 23 May 2013 21:32:45 -0400waltzedwithchristoph replied to your post: ooc: I...waltzedwithchristoph replied to your post: ooc: I...http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51191616230http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51191616230Thu, 23 May 2013 21:28:50 -0400waltzedwithchristophthe-french-stargazer:   She nodded in agreeance. After they waited for it to get completely dark,...the-french-stargazer:   She nodded in agreeance. After they waited for it to get completely dark,...http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51191550749http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51191550749Thu, 23 May 2013 21:27:58 -0400ooc: I went to the &#8220;foxy grandpa&#8221; tag so I could snag a pic from the Spongebob episode....ooc: I went to the &#8220;foxy grandpa&#8221; tag so I could snag a pic from the Spongebob episode....http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51191128352http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51191128352Thu, 23 May 2013 21:22:22 -0400oocChristoph Waltzfoxy grandpashould have seen that comingjustchelsea92: amfAR’s 20th Annual Cinema Against AIDS -...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1406f6d3d40b799b6c54c4c897625eb0/tumblr_mn9wj1AHb51rf4rzzo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8629e32f78a90bbcda553097c73fc41b/tumblr_mn9wj1AHb51rf4rzzo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59326462db9733716f7d42b620e17ef6/tumblr_mn9wj1AHb51rf4rzzo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justchelsea92.tumblr.com/post/51179682455/amfars-20th-annual-cinema-against-aids-arrivals">justchelsea92</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>amfAR’s 20th Annual Cinema Against AIDS - Arrivals</span></p> </blockquote> <p>(You sir, need to stop)) </p>http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51190619684http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51190619684Thu, 23 May 2013 21:15:35 -0400mrs-eva-braun: Eva giggled then leaned in to the table so she wouldn’t have to speak loud. “I heard...mrs-eva-braun: Eva giggled then leaned in to the table so she wouldn’t have to speak loud. “I heard...http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51190349176http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51190349176Thu, 23 May 2013 21:12:01 -0400cheryl1967: She was joking, but she kept her back to him so he wouldn’t see the grin on her face....cheryl1967: She was joking, but she kept her back to him so he wouldn’t see the grin on her face....http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51189744320http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51189744320Thu, 23 May 2013 21:03:53 -0400the-french-stargazer: &#8220;Basically, I have always loved books and built up this collection ever...the-french-stargazer: &#8220;Basically, I have always loved books and built up this collection ever...http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51189425994http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51189425994Thu, 23 May 2013 20:59:40 -0400ohne-dich: Christoph Waltz attends amfAR’s 20th Annual Cinema...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/089b9f09ab9a01e40919c915d32de45a/tumblr_mn9laxapC01qcbk34o2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/412cd9d3f359776328b8ecf3a78804bd/tumblr_mn9laxapC01qcbk34o1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://ohne-dich.tumblr.com/post/51162455283" class="tumblr_blog">ohne-dich</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><small>Christoph Waltz attends amfAR’s 20th Annual Cinema Against AIDS during The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival (23 May, 2013)</small></p></blockquote>http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51188777931http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51188777931Thu, 23 May 2013 20:51:01 -0400quentinsucks: ive got a problem and its called older men quentinsucks: ive got a problem and its called older men http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51188764697http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51188764697Thu, 23 May 2013 20:50:50 -0400The Huntersklausunsterclich:   Klaus followed him and made note of that as he walked back to the bar and to...http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51188584153http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51188584153Thu, 23 May 2013 20:48:26 -0400mrs-eva-braun: Eva ordered a Shirley Temple to satisfy her sweet tooth in the early afternoon. The...mrs-eva-braun: Eva ordered a Shirley Temple to satisfy her sweet tooth in the early afternoon. The...http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51188209673http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51188209673Thu, 23 May 2013 20:43:25 -0400A night with the Herr - This will get NSFWastridundyingloyalty: Read More Hans raised a brow curiously at the offer. He would have simply...http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51187958718http://oberst-landa.tumblr.com/post/51187958718Thu, 23 May 2013 20:40:04 -0400