A Damn Good Detective
"I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing."

"Don't be shy now! Please, I insist you make yourself comfortable while you are here. Would you mind if I smoke my pipe? I am Colonel Hans Landa of the SS, and I am -delighted- to make your acquaintance. Have you any rumors? I'd love to hear them." Hans sits back and smokes his calabash with a mischievous grin.

//This is an independent RP account for Colonel Hans Landa from Inglourious Basterds. I do not own anything unless stated otherwise.

fc: The amazing Christoph Waltz

Mun is 21+ -- Blog is sometimes nsfw

IMPORTANT: Hans is a multi-verse character! He has threads from WWII to the present. Send an ask if you want to rp!

((I used to be a normal lady like you

but then I took a Christoph Waltz to the life.))

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  3. waltzingawayfromreality said: Yup. He’s a life wrecker!
  4. waltzd said: i took a christoph to the vagina
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