A Damn Good Detective
"I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing."

"Don't be shy now! Please, I insist you make yourself comfortable while you are here. Would you mind if I smoke my pipe? I am Colonel Hans Landa of the SS, and I am -delighted- to make your acquaintance. Have you any rumors? I'd love to hear them." Hans sits back and smokes his calabash with a mischievous grin.

//This is an independent RP account for Colonel Hans Landa from Inglourious Basterds. I do not own anything unless stated otherwise.

fc: The amazing Christoph Waltz

Mun is 21+ -- Blog is sometimes nsfw

IMPORTANT: Hans is a multi-verse character! He has threads from WWII to the present. Send an ask if you want to rp!

Carrie and my roommate are dying because they misheard me and it went all wrong.

Katie(roommate): Smell my coffee, smell that.
me: Yeah, smells really good. Is that coffee?? It looks really clear.
Carrie: The coffee looks queer??
Katie: No CLEAR!
Carrie: [is on the floor dying]
me: Guys... guys, the coffee isn't queer.
Katie: Thanks for pointing out the sexuality of my coffee yet, it wasn't even out of the closet yet!!
everyone: [legit still dying]
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  2. taunttheostrich said: you know… there is a really good gift idea that came out of this story. XDD
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