Carrie and my roommate are dying because they misheard me and it went all wrong.Katie(roommate): Smell my coffee, smell that.
me: Yeah, smells really good. Is that coffee?? It looks really clear.
Carrie: The coffee looks queer??
Katie: No CLEAR!
Carrie: [is on the floor dying]
me: Guys... guys, the coffee isn't queer.
Katie: Thanks for pointing out the sexuality of my coffee yet, it wasn't even out of the closet yet!!
everyone: [legit still dying]