Carrie and my roommate are dying because they misheard me and it went all wrong.Katie(roommate):
Smell my coffee, smell that.
Yeah, smells really good. Is that coffee?? It looks really clear.
The coffee looks queer??
[is on the floor dying]
Guys... guys, the coffee isn't queer.
Thanks for pointing out the sexuality of my coffee yet, it wasn't even out of the closet yet!!
[legit still dying]