A Damn Good Detective
"I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing."

"Don't be shy now! Please, I insist you make yourself comfortable while you are here. Would you mind if I smoke my pipe? I am Colonel Hans Landa of the SS, and I am -delighted- to make your acquaintance. Have you any rumors? I'd love to hear them." Hans sits back and smokes his calabash with a mischievous grin.

//This is an independent RP account for Colonel Hans Landa from Inglourious Basterds. I do not own anything unless stated otherwise.

fc: The amazing Christoph Waltz

Mun is 21+ -- Blog is sometimes nsfw

IMPORTANT: Hans is a multi-verse character! He has threads from WWII to the present. Send an ask if you want to rp!

posted on 15.04.2014 at 3:48 via hanni-balls-waltzing - 17 notes [ reblog ]
tagged as: #no baby stop

erooty:

Good God that wink.


posted on 15.04.2014 at 3:47 via erooty - 16 notes [ reblog ]

tarntino:

christoph wears his favourite shirt


posted on 14.04.2014 at 4:23 via shomangaka © tarntino - 297 notes [ reblog ]
tagged as: #Ahahahaha

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

ohmygil:

twistedsickminded:

wherespauldoe:

I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH

WANT.

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I heard you were talkin’ shit

acoolshark:

whAT? WOME N LOOK NOT SEX? NOOO MAK UP?!?!!??? WHAT ABOUT ME? THE HETEROSEXUAL MALE? HOW CAN I OBJECTIFY THIS???


posted on 14.04.2014 at 3:24 via helenspreference - 47 notes [ reblog ]
tagged as: #Stop it
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