A Damn Good Detective
"I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing."

"Don't be shy now! Please, I insist you make yourself comfortable while you are here. Would you mind if I smoke my pipe? I am Colonel Hans Landa of the SS, and I am -delighted- to make your acquaintance. Have you any rumors? I'd love to hear them." Hans sits back and smokes his calabash with a mischievous grin.

//This is an independent RP account for Colonel Hans Landa from Inglourious Basterds. I do not own anything unless stated otherwise.

fc: The amazing Christoph Waltz

Mun is 21+ -- Blog is sometimes nsfw

IMPORTANT: Hans is a multi-verse character! He has threads from WWII to the present. Send an ask if you want to rp!

christophfanalways:

another of hand thru that gorgeous hair  

Christoph Waltz at the 86th Annual Academy Awards.

Christoph Waltz at the 86th Annual Academy Awards.


posted on 20.04.2014 at 10:13 via fuckyeahwaltz - 228 notes [ reblog ]
tagged as: #babe

sailorhater:

cutebabe:

misandry-mermaid:

misandry-mermaid:

please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!

[Submission]

An update:  Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm

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MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14

"or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick" literally die in a fire pLS

devilish-lolita:

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

OH MY FUCKING GOD I’M ACTUALLY DYING

Anonymous asked: No, we just say bingo. 

Bingo? ….. Ah. I shall keep that in mind for future reference. 


posted on 16.04.2014 at 7:58 - 0 notes [ reblog ]
tagged as: #Anonymous
Anonymous asked: That's a bingo. 

Is that how you Americans say it?? 


posted on 16.04.2014 at 5:04 - 1 note [ reblog ]
tagged as: #Anonymous
die-wolfenstein-korps asked: "Lo Colonel, how do things go on ze Western Front?" ((Hello! Fictional Nazi blog at your service. HYDRA, Wolfenstein, Red Ribbon Army, Nazi Zombie or Aliens, I G, or anything else. Hope this will work. :) )) 

"Perhaps I’d know if I were there. What goes on in the front is none of my concern." 

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((Hi!! This should be interesting ^^ )) 


posted on 16.04.2014 at 4:59 - 0 notes [ reblog ]
tagged as: #dem-naziy-krauts
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